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I have kleptomania, and when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in public. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.. The statement below is true. The statement above is false. I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other. I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect. Dyslexics Have More Nuf. I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE Sometimes I even put it in the food. Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.. I am having an out-of-money experience. Corduroy pillows are making headlines! I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.