Elephant and 5 Bananas

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Can u Answer atleast one of the followig Question, try before scrolling down.......

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?

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Because the bananas are made of plastic.

Next.Q

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

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Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa.never give up.one more..

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.

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Why ?

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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it

cannot eat it. Why?

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Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the

same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

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Cmon think ..

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Because the TV is off.

Kikikikikiki J

Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?

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why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....n u get back to your work :D ...heheheh !!!!!!!!

SIXTH SENSE

SIXTH SENSE

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my God, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "HONEY, I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbor James dropped dead on our Porch."

15 ways to tell it's Punjabi B'day party

1. Some of the guests didn't bring a gift - they make a big publicity of giving the child Rs.251/- in front of everyone and the child has to act like he does not want it.

2. The cake says 'Happy Birthday Jee' instead of the child's real name.

3. The party is partly in a garage (where the women are frying up pakora's) and in a family room where the men are watching sports.

4. It's a child's party, but there are more grown-ups than children.

5. It's Jeeti's 1st birthday and the party food is goat meat, biryani, aloo gobi, dal makhani, and a salad of red onions and cucumbers, 10 cases of beer, 2 big vessels of Bacardi and kheer.

6. For entertainment, there is usually a televised cricket game, or a Hindi movie on.

7. The party was supposed to be over at 7pm, but it's 10pm and the party is just starting.

8. The host calls someone who's on their way and tells them to stop and get some mithai and pick up Jaspreet because she is getting off work.

9. You have to take tea and snacks to a bedroom where bibiji is laying down during the party. Kids are playing in that room and going through drawers, but she is okay with it.

10. The party is Saturday, and you get a call from the Jeeti's mum on Friday saying, 'I'm giving Jeeti a birthday party tomorrow at 3pm. Make sure you all come.'

11. Some guests bring gifts that are still in the store bag.

12. An uncle ends up getting drunk and yelling something at his wife, the party stops for a minute but resumes as if nothing has happened.

13. Everybody runs to his or her car to get a CD when the bhangra music begins.

14. It's Jeeti's birthday, but since her cousin Deepi is there and his birthday is in a few days, it becomes Jeeti and Deepi's party.

15. You have to beg the male guests to eat dinner, they still want to drink and socialize even though it is 2 in the morning and they have a 3 hour drive home.

Don't Go

When you walk out the door in the morning and see this in the sky......










......just go back inside, have another cup of coffee, and stay home. It's NOT going to be a good day.

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TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind.

'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?'

'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.'
'How about transportation? ' the father asked.

'I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, 'What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know.'

'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!'

Most relevant prayer

"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer, Amen."

It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer!!

It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer!!
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